Skip to content

Pass Me The Valium

  • Blog
  • Mottos to live by
  • About

Tag: mum life

Daily Mum Struggles: Car Seat

June 6, 2017June 6, 2017Leave a comment

Twinkle, twinkle, little one.
You don’t think your car seat’s fun.
Please come here. You cannot drive.
Time to reach for biscuit bribes.
Twinkle, twinkle, little one.
Need a drink when this day’s done!

© Pass Me The Valium and passmethevalium.com, 2017.

Recent Posts

  • Christmas children
  • We Notice
  • Threadworms In Our Bodies, an Ed Sheeran Parody
  • Hopes for a World Without “Me Too”
  • Lice Up Your Life, A Parody

Search

Archives

  • December 2018
  • March 2018
  • November 2017
  • October 2017
  • September 2017
  • August 2017
  • July 2017
  • June 2017
  • May 2017
  • April 2017
  • March 2017
  • February 2017
  • January 2017
  • December 2016
  • November 2016
  • October 2016
  • September 2016
© Pass Me The Valium and passmethevalium.com, 2016. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this site’s author and owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Pass Me The Valium and passmethevalium.com with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.
Powered by WordPress.com.