Threadworms In Our Bodies, an Ed Sheeran Parody

Sing this one along to the chorus of Ed Sheeran’s ‘Shape Of You’

What’s that wriggling in your poo?
Wipe and flush. Does your bum itch too? 
Back to Boots now all of you
We’ve got worms in our bodies
And last night you slept in my room
So now my sheets need washing too
Every day discover infestations new
Got threadworms in our bodies
Oo-ah-oo-ah-oo-ah-oo-ah
Got threadworms in our bodies

© Pass Me The Valium and passmethevalium.com, 2017.

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